Sunday, April 29, 2007

Day 3 - Somerset to Stafford














































Joanne here again - I'm taking advantage of the wireless network at this Travelodge in Bristol (at a cost of £12 a day!) to put in a quick update before I try and find somewhere to fix Bob's wheel.

It look me ages to find this place yesterday - my Tom Tom has gone mute and I kept missing the roads. The guys simply followed the signs for City Centre and got straight here!

Our evening was uneventful. The centre here is lovely but seems to house only the undesirable elements that live in the middle of every big town. No-one that was capable of speech could recommend anywhere and the best we could do was Bella Pasta which did the trick and the guys turned in for an early night.

They plan to cycle 138 miles today. A huge distance but they're all in great spirits and left at 7am this morning after their breakfast of Muesli in a mug (we didn't bring any bowls with us). I hope to catch them up around Kidderminster for lunch which I'll pick up in good old Marks and Spencers.

The guys reckon they have raised about £1,800 so far for Riannas Fund and Cancer Research – which is a fantastic achievement. If you have sponsored them already thank you, I will endeavour to keep the list updated. This is a once in a lifetime journey (us wives hope!) and it's fantastic that these charities will benefit thanks to your generosity. Please sponsor the guys if you haven't already, text or email them or me and I'll try to keep a running total.

The journey on foot to the bike shop with Bob’s wheel was long and not entirely satisfactory. I did my research on yell.com and called ahead with my detailed description of the make and model, and our diagnosis of a lost nipple (I’m learning a lot about bike parts). I was assured that Fred Baker Cycles, on the Cheltenham Road, would have everything we needed. The short walk wasn’t and helpful Fred wasn’t. The guy who had spoken to me on the phone was no-where around. When Fred finally looked at the wheel properly he agreed to fit a nipple he had which wasn’t a perfect match but ‘would probably hold’. Didn’t take him long and he charged me £10!!

I traipsed back to the city centre (it’s hard to walk when you’re not a tall bloke with a bike wheel in a bag – it bangs on the floor unless you keep your arm up a bit – uncomfortable after a while). M&S were giving away free flavoured water with the salads I bought but my arms were already hanging off so I didn’t take them.

Anyway enough of me, the guys stopped at the Costa Coffee in Gloucester for a mid morning snack. They were not impressed with the bird life (anti-anorexics was a phrase Tony used) and we learned a new South African call today – ‘hooha’ (the opposite of heyho). The reserved English males in the Surrey 4 have now started to use the cry.

The boys had not had a great morning, urban cycling with lots of big lorries throwing up dust together with strong head winds. Eyes are starting to get sore as well as bums (Bob has noticeable bruises – don’t know about the others). Gloucester had some great cycle lanes and big signs reminding drivers to ‘keep bikes in mind’ but they didn’t last into the next towns.

The lunch stop was beside a river at a place called Caunsall just outside Kidderminster. The fisherman catching chub (pronounced in a local way which I cannot capture with letters) was a man of few words and he helped set the picturesque scene which was complete when an old barge went chugging by.

Wolverhampton is not a place you want to hang around in (apologies to any Wolverhampton readers) and our famous 4 had an altercation with a local who took umbrage with their use of the pavement (which they were standing, not riding on). The end result of which was much flaying of arms, with very aggravated fingers suggestions and some choice phrases, including one which ended in ‘…your granny’ which I couldn’t possibly repeat as I know our children are reading this.

The guys later came to the rescue for a second time this week with their car pushing skills (the first being on day one) and since Martin captured it on camera we share it with you here.

The Soup Kitchen in Stafford was wonderful. Great coffee and soft leather chairs brought outside especially for the guys to rest their sensitive bottoms on.

Our evening ended at the Travelodge in Stoke on Trent. May was very helpful and patiently let me check the rooms, reject one on the basis that it was not non-smoking, and later refund the cost of a second which had not been cleaned (dog hairs on the carpet arose my suspicions and a closer inspection revealed other nasties). Bob was already in the bath by then so we didn’t have the energy to move. We did however borrow the hoover and I tried not to look at anything else too closely. Good old Travelodge – the only upside was that our total accommodation bill for the evening was only £52.

We were glad not to have followed May's recommendation of the pub carvery down the road and our meal at the nearby Miller & Carter Steakhouse, very tastefully furnished in a lovely old mill, was very good. Food was well presented and came with ‘an iceberg wedge with choice of dressing’ on the side – novel and better than the usual limp salad .

An early night ended the day, the Surrey 4 having completed their longest daily distance so far. No sign of the Chichester 3 today….

Day 2 - Devon into Somerset





































After a quick wash and brush up we hit the bright lights of Okehampton on a Saturday night. A bit of excitement was had as we were piling into the car and the wind caught the dress of a young lady heading out for the night – a naked peachy bum on full display – there were many heyho’s which were met with laughter and a cheeky wave. This was however to be the tottie highlight of the night and the four tired and hungry adventurers, like primeval cave men, soon focused their attention on food. The Italian restaurant, attached to the White Hart pub, would not have won an award for efficiency, but 10 out of 10 for effort.

The Travelodge was fine and after a quick breakfast in the bike store (Tony’s room) the 4 headed off, a bit later than planned, at 7.30am. A sunny, but windy, day ahead.

The guys found a great tea shop at Tiverton while I was buying their lunch at a mega Tescos so I joined them for a bacon sarnie before they headed off to our lunch rendezvous. I spotted the Chichester 3 twice again today – behind our men.

Disaster struck in the early afternoon as Bob broke a spoke. Thank you so much Kim for loaning us your wheels – Sunday is not a good day to get a wheel repaired and I know what I’ll be looking for in Bristol tomorrow.

Lunch was a very jolly affair – I spotted a lovely village green in Pawlet and Geoff soon befriended Ann who was helping out at the Arts festival in the church hall there. We were provided with tea and biscuits to go with the packed lunch and Ann gave us our first on-the-road donation. I have now commandeered one of the guy’s spare drinks bottles and will make sure I have it wherever the guys stop – great idea Ann – thank you.

The Surrey 4 were then asked to take part in a photo shoot with the events organiser Dave. The very professional photographer took a number of shots of the smiling guys draped over their bikes in various poses with Dave in the middle. Silly me forgot to stand behind and take some too but the lady has promised to email them to us. Watch this space!

Back on the road the guys soon spotted Skidmarx Cycles in Highbridge which was open so they dived in to do some shopping (who said this was only a girl’s pastime) and see if anyone could repair Bob’s wheel. Mike there very kindly donated energy bars, but sadly didn’t have spares for the wheel. Still my first job for tomorrow then.

Day 1 - Cornwall into Devon
























































We had a great start to the day – the hotel produced a breakfast which did them proud (including prunes which Bob had rather a lot of I thought if he didn’t want to offend anyone during the day). We noticed an interesting garden statue next to the dining room window (which we share with you here) before loading up the bikes which had been stored overnight in a very fetching baby blue summer house.

We drove the few miles to Lands End, did a photo shoot, not forgetting to register the epic journey at the hotel, and the Surrey 4 were ready for the off. It was desolated when we arrived except for the loo attendant who was unlocking his charge. A few crows were pecking around the rubbish bins and the sea mist made the place feel a bit surreal. Amazing to stand at the end of the UK with only an expanse of sea ahead of you!!!

Shortly after we got there three other guys arrived at the start line, from Chichester. They are carrying their own stuff and also hope to do lejog in 8 days – the challenge is on! I have to say these guys have youth on their side but our chaps have strength and experience - and I’m carrying their stuff!!.

Our guys set off first but seemed to have a slight problem with the route early on – they definitely do not wish to go to Helston ever again – every sign points to Helston!! That and the numerous very steep hills meant our lunch rendezvous was put back an hour. The Chichester 3 three passed us while the boys were having a refuelling/banana stop so there was a catching up exercise to be had!

I went ahead to Liskeard to find somewhere for lunch. A challenge to say the least as all the pubs stopped serving food at 2.30pm. The guys seemed thrilled with my sandwich/coffee bar choice (anything to eat at that stage was very welcome) and a baguette each later they hit the road to Tavistock. I can’t believe I drove past the Chichester 3 after about a mile – now will our boys catch them and of course they did!! Surrey in the lead!!

Their last stage is 34 miles and I am currently positioned 18 miles away from Okehampton (this evenings destination) enjoying the lovely Dorset evening sunshine.

I must mention at this juncture Geoff’s new Assos (back) bra which he bought at great expense on the day of our departure. It is a wonderful object and is oft the subject of conversation / ribbing. The boys banter is warming up nicely and Geoff has been heard to call out in that great South African way (hey ho) to several passing females, pleasant on the eye, as they innocently come into our vicinity.

The guys have just steamed passed me so I’m off to check out the evening’s accommodation before them.

They eventually arrived in Okehampton at 6.15, after 7hrs riding time, 2800m climbing and 178 ks done…many more to go!!






























Friday, April 27, 2007

Day 0 - Lands End





























We here at the bottom now. Staying at the Boscean Country Hotel, a lovely old place (the kind Americans like) which is a great way to start the epic journey and a far cry from the Travel Lodge that were booked in for tomorrow.

The boys behaved well in the car (no weird smells drifting to the front and the conversation didn't contain much that made me do a double take at the wheel).

The hotel recommended the Queens Arms in Botallack (St Just) for a meal which was great. I'd love to stay here for the day tomorrow but the chef here has very kindly agreed to do 5 cooked breakfasts at 7am. We're then going to drive to Lands End (the boys will dip their toes then get on their bikes).

I'm Joanne by the way, Bobs wife and the driver who is going to carry the guys gear from one place to the next.